edwardspoonhands:

leander-ligo:

lordthundercox:

Yes, it does.

Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”

Shhhhh…
…boner wave…

edwardspoonhands:

leander-ligo:

lordthundercox:

Yes, it does.

Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”

Shhhhh…

…boner wave…

(Source: iraffiruse)

@1 week ago with 222140 notes

darnni:

coolator:

i hate this

This is the greatest six seconds ever

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@1 week ago with 56837 notes

nicoeatsbooks:

Fill in this blank: I’m a badass because… (x)

me too

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@2 weeks ago with 54486 notes

geekgirlsmash:

helvetebrann:

wewanttheocean:

edwardspoonhands:

macabrekawaii:

iheartchaos:

Guy stages a fake occult secret society meeting, then orders pizza

San Diego photographer Tim King recently hosted a secret society-themed party for eight of his friends, complete with robes, masks, and a soundtrack provided by the “chanting monks” Pandora station. Then he ordered a pizza delivery, turned on a video camera, and waited.

See this is a prank. It’s fun, it’s funny, it doesn’t hurt anyone, and it gives the guy getting pranked a good story to tell with no skin off his back.

I almost forgot that pranks could be funny. 

"have a bountiful feast"

Still funny second time around.

As a former pizza delivery driver, I support this kind of prank. 

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@2 weeks ago with 129366 notes

courtaa:

Seth Rogan for best boyfriend.

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@2 weeks ago with 1780 notes

nateswinehart:

Being good to each other is so important, guys.

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@1 week ago with 167848 notes

sexadvicegoddess:

sarcasticlittlefuckk:

standard

I am crying I love this too much

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@1 week ago with 520449 notes
prettyboyshyflizzy:

sexhaver:

scientists could scour the arctic for decades and never find anything colder than this

bruhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

prettyboyshyflizzy:

sexhaver:

scientists could scour the arctic for decades and never find anything colder than this

bruhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

(Source: baddaysequence, via jackhoward)

@2 weeks ago with 662571 notes
kaylaitsines:

I get asked ALL THE TIME in emails or comments, “how do I get a thigh gap”…although this might be hard to understand or agree with …not everyone can get one. 
Many factors such as muscle mass, biomechanic structure (structure of your bones and joints) and posture heavily affect this! ✋✋You should NEVER use a “thigh gap” as a goal to achieve. You SHOULD all be aiming to achieve health, wellbeing and confidence!! THAT is what is important. NOT a thigh gap. ☝I am not saying every girl with a thigh gap is unhealthy BUT I do believe that using it as a ‘goal’ can be unhealthy …just the same way aiming for a particular weight can.

I put my health and wellbeing first, so should you! 😘😘 www.kaylaitsines.com.au/guides

kaylaitsines:

I get asked ALL THE TIME in emails or comments, “how do I get a thigh gap”…although this might be hard to understand or agree with …not everyone can get one.
Many factors such as muscle mass, biomechanic structure (structure of your bones and joints) and posture heavily affect this! ✋✋You should NEVER use a “thigh gap” as a goal to achieve. You SHOULD all be aiming to achieve health, wellbeing and confidence!! THAT is what is important. NOT a thigh gap. ☝I am not saying every girl with a thigh gap is unhealthy BUT I do believe that using it as a ‘goal’ can be unhealthy …just the same way aiming for a particular weight can.

I put my health and wellbeing first, so should you! 😘😘 www.kaylaitsines.com.au/guides

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@2 weeks ago with 241 notes
ianoshea:

getinthefuckingjaeger:

nostopdasgay:

catslock:

condelimoncio:

 MY WHOLE LIFE IS A LIE

THAT’S CHEATING

This is a blatant violation of trust

YOU LYING FUCKS I SPENT MY WHOLE LIFE ADMIRING THE BRICK LAYERS THAT ALWAYS LAY THE BRICKS NEAT AND PERFECTLY LINED UP HOLY SHIT I LOOK UP TO YOU HOW COULD YOU


I FEEL LIKE SOMEONE JUST TOLD ME SANTA CLAUSE ISNT REAL ALL OVER AGAIN

ianoshea:

getinthefuckingjaeger:

nostopdasgay:

catslock:

condelimoncio:

 MY WHOLE LIFE IS A LIE

THAT’S CHEATING

This is a blatant violation of trust

YOU LYING FUCKS I SPENT MY WHOLE LIFE ADMIRING THE BRICK LAYERS THAT ALWAYS LAY THE BRICKS NEAT AND PERFECTLY LINED UP HOLY SHIT I LOOK UP TO YOU HOW COULD YOU

I FEEL LIKE SOMEONE JUST TOLD ME SANTA CLAUSE ISNT REAL ALL OVER AGAIN

(Source: terror4o4, via liamdryden)

@2 weeks ago with 343631 notes
lacigreen:

im laughing my ass off and my bae doesn’t get it

lacigreen:

im laughing my ass off and my bae doesn’t get it

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@2 weeks ago with 167171 notes

iwatchforsasha:

Over the weekend you may have heard of or seen - nude photos of celebrities were stolen off of their phones and posted online. It’s a terrible invasion of privacy, but probably the most disconcerting part of this for me is that some people are blaming the celebrities for having the nude photos on their phones in the first place.

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@2 weeks ago with 206417 notes