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@9 hours ago with 9753 notes
 

Sam Pepper, watch closely.

 

Sam Pepper, watch closely.

@9 hours ago with 199 notes
edwardspoonhands:

leander-ligo:

lordthundercox:

Yes, it does.

Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”

Shhhhh…
…boner wave…

edwardspoonhands:

leander-ligo:

lordthundercox:

Yes, it does.

Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”

Shhhhh…

…boner wave…

(Source: iraffiruse)

@2 weeks ago with 238339 notes

darnni:

coolator:

i hate this

This is the greatest six seconds ever

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@2 weeks ago with 60728 notes

nicoeatsbooks:

Fill in this blank: I’m a badass because… (x)

me too

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@3 weeks ago with 64241 notes

geekgirlsmash:

helvetebrann:

wewanttheocean:

edwardspoonhands:

macabrekawaii:

iheartchaos:

Guy stages a fake occult secret society meeting, then orders pizza

San Diego photographer Tim King recently hosted a secret society-themed party for eight of his friends, complete with robes, masks, and a soundtrack provided by the “chanting monks” Pandora station. Then he ordered a pizza delivery, turned on a video camera, and waited.

See this is a prank. It’s fun, it’s funny, it doesn’t hurt anyone, and it gives the guy getting pranked a good story to tell with no skin off his back.

I almost forgot that pranks could be funny. 

"have a bountiful feast"

Still funny second time around.

As a former pizza delivery driver, I support this kind of prank. 

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@3 weeks ago with 131580 notes

courtaa:

Seth Rogan for best boyfriend.

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@3 weeks ago with 686190 notes

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@3 weeks ago with 2487 notes
lolshtus:


Finally, I Get To Know What They Mean

lolshtus:

Finally, I Get To Know What They Mean

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@9 hours ago with 88142 notes
ultrafacts:

Source: 1+2+3 4 5 6  If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

ultrafacts:

Source: 1+2+3 4 5 6  If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

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@1 day ago with 10848 notes

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@2 weeks ago with 180730 notes

sexadvicegoddess:

sarcasticlittlefuckk:

standard

I am crying I love this too much

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@2 weeks ago with 608448 notes
prettyboyshyflizzy:

sexhaver:

scientists could scour the arctic for decades and never find anything colder than this

bruhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

prettyboyshyflizzy:

sexhaver:

scientists could scour the arctic for decades and never find anything colder than this

bruhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

(Source: baddaysequence, via jackhoward)

@3 weeks ago with 690229 notes
kaylaitsines:

I get asked ALL THE TIME in emails or comments, “how do I get a thigh gap”…although this might be hard to understand or agree with …not everyone can get one. 
Many factors such as muscle mass, biomechanic structure (structure of your bones and joints) and posture heavily affect this! ✋✋You should NEVER use a “thigh gap” as a goal to achieve. You SHOULD all be aiming to achieve health, wellbeing and confidence!! THAT is what is important. NOT a thigh gap. ☝I am not saying every girl with a thigh gap is unhealthy BUT I do believe that using it as a ‘goal’ can be unhealthy …just the same way aiming for a particular weight can.

I put my health and wellbeing first, so should you! 😘😘 www.kaylaitsines.com.au/guides

kaylaitsines:

I get asked ALL THE TIME in emails or comments, “how do I get a thigh gap”…although this might be hard to understand or agree with …not everyone can get one.
Many factors such as muscle mass, biomechanic structure (structure of your bones and joints) and posture heavily affect this! ✋✋You should NEVER use a “thigh gap” as a goal to achieve. You SHOULD all be aiming to achieve health, wellbeing and confidence!! THAT is what is important. NOT a thigh gap. ☝I am not saying every girl with a thigh gap is unhealthy BUT I do believe that using it as a ‘goal’ can be unhealthy …just the same way aiming for a particular weight can.

I put my health and wellbeing first, so should you! 😘😘 www.kaylaitsines.com.au/guides

(via dietfitnesshealth)

@3 weeks ago with 241 notes
ianoshea:

getinthefuckingjaeger:

nostopdasgay:

catslock:

condelimoncio:

 MY WHOLE LIFE IS A LIE

THAT’S CHEATING

This is a blatant violation of trust

YOU LYING FUCKS I SPENT MY WHOLE LIFE ADMIRING THE BRICK LAYERS THAT ALWAYS LAY THE BRICKS NEAT AND PERFECTLY LINED UP HOLY SHIT I LOOK UP TO YOU HOW COULD YOU


I FEEL LIKE SOMEONE JUST TOLD ME SANTA CLAUSE ISNT REAL ALL OVER AGAIN

ianoshea:

getinthefuckingjaeger:

nostopdasgay:

catslock:

condelimoncio:

 MY WHOLE LIFE IS A LIE

THAT’S CHEATING

This is a blatant violation of trust

YOU LYING FUCKS I SPENT MY WHOLE LIFE ADMIRING THE BRICK LAYERS THAT ALWAYS LAY THE BRICKS NEAT AND PERFECTLY LINED UP HOLY SHIT I LOOK UP TO YOU HOW COULD YOU

I FEEL LIKE SOMEONE JUST TOLD ME SANTA CLAUSE ISNT REAL ALL OVER AGAIN

(Source: terror4o4, via liamdryden)

@3 weeks ago with 367896 notes